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Alektra is great. She's an exotic-looking, 21-year-old babe with a smokin' body: 5'6", 110 pounds, 34-24-34. She tells the Loser that she's never done porn before, but the way she fucks in this scene, it's clear she has big things ahead of her. Big cocks, big money.

The Loser, however, is another story. This is the best he's ever gonna do, by far. He's nervous. He can't keep the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview. As an interviewer, he's the worst, never knowing what to ask next, the opposite of a smooth talker. You'd think the girl, having never done a scene on camera before, would be the nervous one. And you'd be wrong.

When the sex starts, Alektra goes down to suck him off, pierced tongue and all, but Loser can't get it up. This hot chick is blowing his sorry limp dick, trying her damnest, and he can't sport wood. She takes his cock all the way into her mouth, deep-throating him like a pro. Maybe he's distracted. We hear cars in the background. Is the Loser's mother home?

Finally, he gets a hard-on and they start fucking. "What do you think so far?" he dares to ask her. She giggles. "It's fun." She giggles again. And again. Obviously, something about the Loser's cock is tickling her funny bone.

But you know what? Even the Loser can't ruin a scene when there's a hot chick involved. Alektra looks right into one of the cameras while he's deep-dicking her and moans loudly. Good stuff. She always seems to be aware of the camera, like she's fucking those of us at home.

WARNING: This is very amateur stuff. But Alektra saves the day. And our hard-ons.

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In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. "Does anybody know you're here?" "Why are you here?" "Can you take your clothes off?"

So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. "I'm excited. Kinda nervous," she says. Now, at this point, it might be nice to find out something about her. Maybe find out what makes her different from some of the Loser's other girls. But the Loser is a total Loser. He can't think on his feet, he can't put a rap on the girl, he can't have a conversation with her, he can't treat her like a real human being. Good grief!

So, as usual, it's left to the girl to save the scene, and Allison is up to the task. Deep-throating, eyes always on the camera. Allison's cock-sucking skills are a thing of beauty. The Loser doesn't deserve her, especially when she licks his balls...eyes, again, looking directly into the camera. Nervous? She sure doesn't seem nervous.

Neither does the Loser, who can't help but keep it hard throughout the scene.

One thing we really love: When Allison is getting fucked doggy style, her hair gets messy and starts flying all over the place. In pro porn, they would've fixed her up, made it seem as if a girl's hair stays perfect when she's fucking. In amateur porn like this, the sex looks real because it is. We even get a nice view of the Loser's cock penetrating her pussy from behind. The lighting is perfect, as is the focus and the camera angle.

Must have been a mistake.

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There are some things even the Loser can't mess up. Like Erika, a 25-year-old blonde who was raised in Missouri, lives in New York City and ranks as the Loser's naughtiest discovery yet.

Yeah, he tries to fuck it up, like by asking her if she has any reservations about what she's about to do. But Erika smiles and says in her little girl's voice, "I think it's going to be fun. I've been thinking about it for a couple of years, and the more I think about it, the hornier I get."

It's immediately clear that Erika has no reservations about sucking and fucking in front of the camera. She gets right into the blow job, and Loser gets into it, too, getting hard instantly, which is a change for him. Erika attempts to deep-throat him while looking at the camera, then after one failure, succeeds and gags on his cock.

"That makes my nipples rock hard every time," she says. She spits on his cock and works it with her hand. She licks and sucks his balls, then deep-throats him again.

Oh, sure, there are the usual Porn Loser fuck ups, like the bright camera lights we see in the background while she's riding him. But Erika refuses to be distracted, and so do we. She's sexy, horny, sloppy, so into it that the Loser can't keep his camera steady.

"Every time I look at that camera, I think about how naughty I'm being," she says.

"I think anal sex is the best sex," she says.

Can the Loser's cock find its way into Erika's ass? You're gonna have to find out for yourself.

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Our mothers used to tell us, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything." The Loser's mother should have told him, "If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything." But the Loser was never told this. Or maybe he was and he didn't listen.

So here's the situation, fellas. Put yourself in the Loser's shoes: You have a sexy, 22-year-old redhead sitting on your couch. She's wearing a red, strapless top and a short, black skirt that's slit all the way up her leg. She's in your house because she wants to fuck. That's the only reason she's there. But she seems a little nervous. So what would you do?

Put her at ease? Try to calm her down? Make her laugh? Talk about sex? That's what we would do.

But what does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives back home. He asks, "What're you gonna do if they find out?"

In other words, the thing she's probably most nervous about is the thing he decides to ask her about. Way to put the girl at ease, Loser.

But he doesn't stop there.

"Nervous?" he asks her.

"A little," Andi says.

"That's okay," Loser says. "So am I."

At this point, it's a miracle the scene ever gets shot, but give Andi, who's a paramedic, all the credit. She uses her mouth to resuscitate what should be a disaster and works his cock nicely. Even when the phone rings-hasn't the Loser ever heard of turning off the ringer while shooting a scene?-she keeps going until he drops his load on her face.

At least he's good for something.

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If you ever wondered what it would be like to see a girl fucking on a couch that's floating through outer space, this scene is for you. The Loser screws up the lighting so badly in this scene that it looks like Aubrey is getting fucked into a black hole. We also get a good look at the Loser's ass when he's trying to cum on her face. Those of you who are into man-ass will love it.

Ah, but we should stop begin so negative, especially since this scene features a young, sexy, corn-fed Midwestern chick getting fucked on camera for the first time. Aubrey Lee is a 20-year-old, blue-eyed, strawberry blonde from Wisconsin, and the best thing about her is that she looks like the girl next door. In fact, as she tells us during the pre-fuck interview, the first time she'd ever been on a plane was when she flew out to California to fuck the Loser.

Perhaps she had dreams of big-screen glory. Perhaps she fantasized about getting the star treatment: a limo at the airport, hair and makeup by a professional stylist, a director who knew enough to turn off the camera when a dog started barking in the background.

But there was none of that for Aubrey Lee. Just some Loser fumbling with his camera while he tried to fuck her.

Successfully, we might add. It would be impossible not to get it up for Aubrey...who, by the way, has her kinky side. Give the Loser credit for this much: He finds hot chicks.

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The Loser proves that if you have a video camera, you can get the chicks. Otherwise, there's no way a 19-year-old hottie like Amber (a 5', 96-pound, blue-eyed blonde from Las Vegas, Nevada) would go anywhere near a guy like him. But there she is, sitting on his bed, ready to get down on her knees and suck his pathetic little cock when the call for action comes.

Yeah, the Loser's cock is a pathetic little thing, and it looks tinier than ever, like a travel-sized weiner, when Amber starts sucking it. A trains horn sounds in the background. But Amber isn't distracted, and apparently neither is the Loser. Or is Amber such a good cock sucker that she could get a dead man hard?

One of the best things the Loser does in this scene is put down his hand-held camera. Let's face it, the Loser is never good at working it, anyway, and working without it gives him the chance to concentrate on the fucking. Amber is really into the sex, squatting on his cock, bouncing up and down. Ah, but then Loser makes the mistake of picking up the camera, and instead of seeing the fucking, we see Amber's face.

But, as fortune would have it, that's not a bad thing because the look on Amber's face says, "Fuck me!" This points out one of the inadvertently good things about amateur porn. The pro guys would be focused on the cock going in and out of the pussy the whole time. But the Loser made a mistake, the mistake resulted in him focusing on her face, and that turned out to be good.

Amber fucks him harder. The camera rattles. She fucks him so hard that the lens is wandering all over. Amber's really loving her scene, loving the idea of fucking in front of a camera for all of us to watch.

The Loser is enjoying Amber, too, and he'd better. He's never gonna get this piece of ass again.

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Remi doesn't mind doing the work when it comes to fucking, but you've got to earn it first. How do you do that? Follow this guy's example by fondling and sucking her perky tits till her nipples are hard as pencil erasers. Then lick her pussy like it's the last ice cream cone on earth. After that, Remi will gladly get down on her knees to suck and jerk your dripping cock. When it's time to fuck, she'll get on top and do all the work with her pussy so you can lay back and enjoy the ride.

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Chloe works in retail because she enjoys helping her customers. If you need help with sizes or finding a pair of pants, she's on it in a second. But her services go further than that. Does your cock need stroking? Chloe is more than happy to lend a helping hand. Want to get your dick wet? Her mouth and pussy will get the job done.

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When a girl shows up at your door, saying she's there for the audition, then starts playing with that hula-hoop thingie, what're you gonna do? Fuck her, right? Especially if the situation presents itself, as it does here with Ann, who's 29 and from St. Louis, Missouri. Yeah, she looks younger. Cum helps maintain her youthful looks. "I do fuck a lot," Ann told us. "I'm horny all the time, and when you're a girl, you can pretty much get it whenever you want it." Only if you're a pretty girl. Or a marginally attractive girl. Or a girl with a working pussy. Let's face it: We guys are horny toads. That's what chicks like Ann are for.

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Like we've said before, some girls are so hot and sexy that not not even the Loser can fuck them up. Such is the case with Alexa, a 5'6", 125 pound brunette from San Bernadino, California.

"Why are you here?" the Loser asks.

"I like to fuck," she answers.

And the Loser says, "Well, this is the right place to be."

Well, not exactly, but like we said, just keep the camera on Alexa, make sure the lighting is reasonably good (a challenge for the Loser, always), and keep the camera from shaking (another challenge) and there's no way you can fuck things up with this girl.

She takes off her clothes. She's wearing a white top with no bra. "Are you ready to suck some dick?" the Loser asks.

Hey, good question!

The action begins. Alexa looks right into the camera while she's sucking dick deep. The Loser fucks up half the camera angles, but the other half save the scene. Alexa never stops moaning with pleasure, and we'd like to say that's because the Loser is fucking her good, but we all know that's not the reason. We know the reason. She said it earlier. "I like to fuck."

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This is Myah. She's 18 years old. She's from New York City. When the "Loser" asks her, she admits that she's nervous.

But not so nervous that she won't take it in the ass.

Yeah, that's right, we said it, the ass. The "Loser" doesn't delve into the anal cavity too often, but he's lucky enough to this time. Now, be forewarned: Myah's ass is little. It looks like you could break it in half if you fucked it too hard. But it doesn't break in half, and if the truth must be known, she seems to like it a lot better in her ass than in her pussy.

So, congratulations to the "Loser" for not only finding this hot piece of ass but also fucking her in the ass. We're not much into giving compliments to the "Loser," but the truth is the truth.

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You flattie lovers out there are gonna love this one. The girl's name is Kylie Richards, she's 20 years old and from Pasadena, California, and she has absolutely no tits at all. Yep, she's nothing but nipple, and she's cute as can be with a very pretty face and a perfect little ass. Where does the "Loser" find these girls? One thing you gotta say about this guy: He might not know what to do with the girls once he finds them, but he definitely knows how to find them.

Anyway, when this scene opens, Kylie seems very nervous. She's jittery, as all first-timers should be, and the "Loser" does absolutely nothing to put her at ease. The thing we love about Kylie is that she's so real. Her bra and panties are normal-girl bra and panties, not stripper/porn star bra and panties.

But once she gets down to fucking--once the "Loser's" cock comes out--she proves that she's not a normal girl. She has the makings of a star. She sucks his cock deep and lustily, and when the "Loser" sticks his dick in her, she moans loudly because she's enjoying it. Before long, it seems as if Kylie has overcome her nerves, and she's done it by doing what comes naturally. Or cums naturally. Whatever.

The "Loser" has found another winner.

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"I think once I have the cock in my mouth I'll be much better," says Taitum Reed when the Loser asks her if she's nervous. Now that's the kind of answer we like to hear. Some people chew gum. Others eat to calm their nerves. Taitum sucks cock. Actually, she licks it first, teasing the Loser before taking his cock into her mouth, and you can just see the nervousness leaving her body.

Taitum is 22 years old and from San Francisco, California. She has brown hair, blue eyes, and enjoys traveling, shopping and writing. She likes to have sex in public and is looking forward to her first gang bang. We're sure that can be arranged. Oh, and she's bi. She likes men and women. She even seems to like the Loser. Does that make her tri?

You know, going to the Loser is like going to the doctor. He doesn't ask the girls to do a slow, sexy strip. He doesn't ask them to leave anything to the imagination. He just has them strip naked as quickly as possible so he can, as he says, "get down to business." Is this hot? We don't think so. Is it any way to treat a lady who wants to be a slut? We don't think so. But if the Loser knew what we wanted, he'd be rich right now, right? And he isn't. Believe us.

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Welcome back to PornLoser.com, home of the only man in the world who can have a beautiful, young woman say to him, "I'm a nympho,"and not ask for details. The nympho in question is Kelsey Michaels, a 5'3" 105-pound brunette from Nashville, Tennessee. In what ways is she a nympho? What are some of her nympho adventures? If you brush up against her, will her pussy start juicing? We don't get the answers to any of those questions because the Loser doesn't bother asking them.

There are many things we can say about Kelsey. She's sexy, horny, has a beautiful body and can really suck a cock.

There's one thing we can say about the Loser: He got a new couch. And it's a beauty!

This time, let's focus a little more on the girl and a little less on the Loser. First off, Kelsey is a flattie, and a lot of guys like that. Like we said, she's a very good cock sucker, and she does nice things with her lips during the deep-sucking motion, stuff that cushions the cock shaft during the up and down motion. Seems that at the young age of 18, she's already learned to keep her teeth out of the way, which is something that's hard for guys to imagine doing (considering that teeth are, in most cases, attached to the rest of the mouth). She moans sweetly while she's riding the Loser's cock. Her fuck shoes are a nice addition to the package, and the Loser is smart enough to have her keep them on throughout the scene. Or maybe he didn't realize she was wearing them. Finally, her ass looks shapely and fuckable in all positions.

One more thing about Kelsey: She seems to be totally unaware of the cameras. That's a good thing because in this scene, we really get the feeling that we're eavesdropping on two people having sex.

Kelsey really starts getting into it near the end, and the Loser puts in one of his better performances, even fucking her hard in the piledriver position before shooting his load. Overall, a good show.

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The Porn Loser is proud to present a barely-legal, 18-year-old California girl with measurements of 34-24-34 and an eagerness to fuck that's unmatched by most women twice her age. She's a brunette with a tight, cute body, nice, firm tits and a shaved pussy. She's wearing black, sexy, lace tights and a pink lingerie top. This girl is a winner.

The Loser? He's just a loser. As usual, he has a hard time getting it up, and Kandi has to work real hard-harder than any 18-year-old hottie should have to work-to get him hard. But she does because she wants his dick.

In this scene, it's hard to tell who's the inexperienced 18-year-old. The lighting? Garbage. The pre-fuck interview? Loser doesn't know what to ask her. The camerawork is shaky even by Porn Loser standards. Half the time, her head is cropped off when she's riding his cock. But don't worry, fellas: The Loser's legs and feet are fully in the frame.

As usual, the girl saves the day with some ferocious fucking that makes you realize, "This girl's got a future, as long as it involves sex." Kandi's pussy squishes oh-so-nicely when the Loser is fucking her, and fortunately, his on-camera mic picks it up. Of course, the camera picks up lots of other things, too, such as the other cameras in the room, but teenage Kandi seems to be able to put all of those things out of her mind.

"Oh, I'm gonna cum!" she screams.

"Oh, fuck me!" she begs.

There's no substitute for youth.

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One of the best things that can be said about the Loser is he's not cheap. Unlike most Ordinary Joes who can afford only one camera, the Loser works with at least three, maybe four. So he's a well-financed loser. Good thing, too, because among our video editor's notes regarding the raw footage of this video included these gems: "Blow job. We don't see much at first as he is soft." "Blow job. All we get to see is her back." "Cum shot on the face but he blocks most of the shot. We only see her chin being cum on." So, quantity makes up for lack of quality, and when you add it all up, the Loser's videos are jackable. Especially when the babe being fucked is Adriana, a tiny blonde (just 98 pounds) from Phoenix, Arizona. In all fairness, the Loser does some good things in this scene, like keeping the camera steady during the pre-fuck interview (something he almost never does) and giving us some nice looks at her fine ass clad in tight jeans.

But losers will be losers, and the Loser is a loser. A smooth talker he's not. The guy seems to have no idea what to ask Adriana during the interview, stumbling over his words. Then, when she's chowing down on his hard-on, what happens? Dogs start barking in the background. And what the hell is he trying to shoot when she's riding him reverse-cowgirl and he has the camera high up in the air, pointed down?

There are plenty of good moments, though, most of them provided by sexy, slutty Adriana who moans, "Oh, baby, it feels so good. Fuck me! Fuck me!" as her tight little pussy gets plowed. A compliment for the Loser? Or is Adriana simply being nice?

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The Loser spends the first portion of this scene trying to convince Chelsie that she should be nervous and that everyone she's ever known in her entire life is going to find out about this. He seems to be trying to talk her out of doing the scene, which is amazing considering she's one hot piece of ass--beautiful face, tight body, blonde hair, green eyes??“and he paid her only $800.

Yeah, you read that right! $800! A chick like Chelsie should've added a few zeroes onto that to let a guy like the Loser fuck her.

"What makes you think you can do this?" the Loser asks her.

What makes the Loser think he can do this when we have hard proof that he can't?

So, after the Loser fails to convince Chelsie that she shouldn't take the money and shouldn't do the scene, she gets down on her knees and gives him a very enthusiastic blow job. And the rest is history.

As the scene continues and the Loser manages to pound Chelsie with his reasonably hard cock, we are left to ponder the big questions of life: What won't some chicks do to get into porn? How lucky are we to live in a world in which hot chicks will let total losers fuck them? And, isn't the pussy a wonderful thing?

Loser finishes fucking her and cums on Chelsie's face. All for $800. Bargain.

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Ashley is so little that she makes the Loser's cock look huge. Now that's little! Her mouth is so small that she's barely able to wrap her lips around his tool, She makes him look like John Holmes! In our opinion, at this point, the Loser should've shut down the camera and asked her to marry him.

Of course, she would've said no. Ashley is young (just 18). She's sexy. She's beautiful. She's definitely not desperate. She's saving up for college, and if fucking and sucking the Loser is the best way for her to pay her tuition, we're all for it.

By the way, she's from North Dakota, and we can't remember the last time we heard of a porn starlet coming from North Dakota. The Loser might have thought to ask her about that.

The opening minutes of this scene contain the usual Loser gems, like him asking her to take off her clothes by saying, "Let's take a look at what we're working with here," as if Ashley were a tool he just bought from Home Depot. Stuff like that makes us realize the real reason the Loser tried to become a porn director: It's the only way he'll ever get laid.

The Loser manages to fuck Ashley in a variety of positions. He cums on her face. The Loser has his scene. Ashley goes off to fame, fortune and college. Everybody wins, especially the Loser, who goes to bed that night thinking he has a big cock.

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It's easy to make fun of the Loser. He's an easy target. He asks the girls stupid questions. He can't keep his hand-held camera steady. His camera is always straying and picking up things we're not supposed to see, like other cameras, photography lights and clothes lying on the floor. Sometimes he has a hard time getting it up. His skin is pink. When a chick is riding him, he sticks his legs out like a corpse. He doesn't make much noise. He handles the girls as if they're sacks of groceries.

But the Loser deserves a lot of credit, too. For one, he has the guts to live out a fantasy that millions of us have had. Second, he always gets it up eventually. He usually fucks the girls pretty good. And he cums on their faces. So what if his technical proficiency is a little lacking. Okay, a lot lacking. But he's fucking chicks on camera. Hot chicks. And a part of us wishes we were him.

This scene, starring Hailey, a 22-year-old from Florida, features the Loser at his best, which means he manages to keep himself out of trouble. He doesn't say much. The shaky camera work is at a minimum. There's no pre-fuck interview. The focus is almost always on the girl, which is as it should be.

Hailey has long, dirty-blonde hair and a great ass. She measures 34-24-33 and checks in at 5'6", 102 pounds. She sucks cock down to the balls and enjoys it. She rides the Loser's cock, hard. He fucks her doggie style and she moans, "Oh, fuck me harder." A train can be heard in the background. "Yeah, fuck me harder," she says.

And, since we're saying good things about the Loser, here's another: He manages to pull off his most difficult fucking position ever as he slams Hailey in the piledriver position. She spreads her legs wider, clearly loving it.

It just goes to show you: Even losers have their day.

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At the beginning of this scene, Cosette, a 23-year-old college student with reddish hair and pigtails, tells us, "This is gonna help me pay my way through school." Now that's the kind of thing we like to hear!

At this point, we'd love to hear about where Cosette is going to college. We'd love to hear about her co-ed adventures. Maybe whether she's ever fucked one of her professors. Does the Loser ask any of those questions? Of course not.

"So, you have no problem with people finding out about this," he asks. "Parents know? Friends know?" And, once again, we're left wondering, Why does he ask these questions?

Fortunately, Cosette is so eager to make a fuck film that even the Loser's downer real-life intrusions can't de-hornify her.

"Are you nervous?" he asks her as she takes off her clothes, probably making her more nervous with the question. Questions the Loser could ask: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?" "What's your favorite position?" "What's your favorite thing about sex?" "Is there any way you'd fuck me if I wasn't paying you?"

Okay, even he's not going to ask that last question.

There's no way in Cosette's wildest fantasies that she imagined her first scene would be with such a loser. The good news, of course, is that she wants to be a star, and that means she tries hard, and that means we get a great scene, complete with Cosette gagging herself on the Loser's cock.

Cosette is the reason we love amateur porn.

The Loser is the reason these things are sometimes best left to the pros.

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